Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Computer Haiku

Whoever wrote these is a genious, and knows our pain. (If anyone knows who wrote these let me know so I can give proper credit)

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

5 comments:

Supergabesmomma said...

Too freakin' funny! And all too sadly true. Love the "my novel" part. What a scream.

BeachDaddyDave said...

I love the fifth one. It's pure genius!

BeachDaddyDave said...

(The fifth one is the "my novel" one....)Great minds think alike, Kristen! Sadly, this mind didn't think to read other comments before blundering ahead with my response. How typical. :)

MyLifeWithTrent said...

Three was been the one I identified with the most. Oh, and the last one. ;)

Supergabesmomma said...

I just read the comments and reread the haiku. And promptly cracked right up! You guys are hilarious and I miss you both.